Commentary:
"Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃♂️💼"
147 Funny keep quotes
So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?
Commentary:
Lifetime chef status unlocked! 🧑🍳🔓🎉
Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
Commentary:
"Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it. 🌪️ Remember, it's the one accessory you can do without! 😂"
Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.
Commentary:
"Solid advice in a breakfast crisis – stay close to your friend's tasty toast 🍞 and keep a safe distance from your enemy's potentially sabotaging toaster! 🔥😄 #BreakfastStrategies"
Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.
Commentary:
"Who needs a diary when you can 'like' your own thoughts out loud? 📝💬 The inner monologue gets lonely without a little virtual applause! 👏😄 #JournalingForValidation"
If you’re going through hell, keep going.
Commentary:
"Just remember, even in the fiery depths of hell, there's a way out — and it's not by setting up a vacation home there! 🔥💪 Keep pushing forward, because the spa retreat is just around the corner! 🏖️😉"
If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.
Commentary:
"Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Commentary:
"Words of wisdom from the wise Hemingway 🍸: 'Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' Looks like Hemingway knew a thing or two about avoiding those regrettable drunk promises! 😂👄 #LifeLessons #ThirstyThursday"
Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.
Commentary:
Maybe I'm just here for the popcorn and inevitable pie fights! 🎪🤡🍿