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Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Live now on Reddit:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Shared recently on WeChat:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Going viral on WeChat:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Just landed via Telegram:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Live now on Slack:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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34 shares on Reddit this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

95 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

22 shares on Threads this month:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you relate to me, get some help!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Spotted on X:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Making waves on Discord:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Trending via Facebook:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Trending via X:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Seen just now on Discord:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Just landed via Twitch:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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