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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I would like even faster food.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,260

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Making waves on Twitch:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Shared recently on X:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Just shared via X:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Going viral on Messenger:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Going viral on X:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Just landed via YouTube:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,691

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Live now on Slack:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Just landed via Telegram:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Spotted on Reddit:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Going viral on Messenger:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Just shared via Discord:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Going viral on Messenger:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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