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Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Jan 7, 2026

3,387

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Shared recently on Instagram:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Just landed via Instagram:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Just landed via Discord:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Funny lost love quotes

Funny lost love quotes 💔😂 are the perfect way to laugh through the heartache and turn those awkward breakups into comedy gold! Whether you’re scrolling for a chuckle or sharing a witty comeback, these lighthearted gems remind us that love’s mishaps can be just as entertaining as its magic. Ready to giggle at love’s little fails? Let’s dive in and embrace the funny side of lost hearts! 💔🤣✨

New funny lost love quotes 👇

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has recently bookmarked this quote.

18 shares on Pinterest this month.
I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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6 months ago

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has recently shared this quote.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

31 shares on X this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

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If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Slack:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Going viral on X:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Trending via TikTok:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Making waves on Messenger:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Breaking via Instagram:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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