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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

Funny Quotes Topics

17,252

Funny Quotes Images

15,101

Dec 23, 2025

3,598

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Making waves on Messenger:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Freshly posted on X:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Spotted on Messenger:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Making waves on Threads:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Seen just now on Slack:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Funny Mad Max quotes are the perfect fuel 🚗💨 for your day when you need a laugh amid the chaos of the wasteland 🌵🔥. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love quirky one-liners, these witty gems bring post-apocalyptic humor with a punch 🥊😆. Buckle up and get ready to roar with laughter as we dive into some of the most memorable and hilarious moments from the Mad Max universe! 🎬😂

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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7 days ago

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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2 months ago

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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2 months ago

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79 shares on Slack this month:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

60 shares on Slack this month:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

92 shares on X this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

Funny Quotes Topics

17,252

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15,101

Updated

Dec 23, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Trending via Slack:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Live now on Discord:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Trending via Discord:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Breaking via WeChat:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Going bananas on X:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

Just landed via Instagram:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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