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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Spotted on Reddit:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Just landed via Threads:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Trending via YouTube:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Live now on X:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Spotted on Telegram:

I would like even faster food.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

28 shares on Threads this month:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

97 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

90 shares on YouTube this month:

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

17 shares on X this month:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Trending via Pinterest:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Spotted on Facebook:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

Shared recently on YouTube:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

Breaking via Instagram:

It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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