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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Funny Mad Max quotes are the perfect fuel 🚗💨 for your day when you need a laugh amid the chaos of the wasteland 🌵🔥. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love quirky one-liners, these witty gems bring post-apocalyptic humor with a punch 🥊😆. Buckle up and get ready to roar with laughter as we dive into some of the most memorable and hilarious moments from the Mad Max universe! 🎬😂

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Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"
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Share →: There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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"Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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69 but we both just farting.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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