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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
19 Funny male quotes
Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.
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"That's the 'I swear I'm innocent… except that one time' dance! 💃😅🙈"
The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
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"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.
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"When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"
Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.
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"When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"
“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.
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Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone
Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.
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"Ah, a true unsung hero in the battle against male loneliness! 🦸♀️ Keep up the good work, your efforts are not going unnoticed… by anyone! 🤣 #LonelyHeartsClub"
Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
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Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅
After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.
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Post-nut clarity: the original philosopher's stone 🧙♂️🤯💭