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When Sunday Funday turns into Sunday Scaries by 8 p.m.! Guess the couch won today ๐๐๏ธ๐
97 Funny management quotes
You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.
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Be the superhero we all need by stopping the Zoom apocalypse ๐ฉโ๐ปโณ๐ซ
Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!
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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! ๐๏ธ๐๐ฐ๏ธ
This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.
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Guess they found the cheat code to upgrade from "meh" to "LOL" mode! ๐๐ฎ๐ฉโ๐ผๅ็บงๆๅ๏ผ
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! ๐ช๐โโ๏ธ๐ธ
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! โ๐๐
My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.
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Looks like I'm so good at anger management, I've managed to stay angry! ๐คฌ๐
The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. โฐ๐
Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.
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Procrastination: the only thing writers do on schedule! ๐โ๏ธ๐
Getting road rage alone in my house.
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Taking detours through my living room traffic jam again! ๐๐๏ธ๐