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Balancing my hobbies like a pro: today I watched a movie about a book that was about nothing 📚🎬😅
97 Funny management quotes
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.
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Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.
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"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' 😂⏰🚗"
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂
My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.
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When it comes to procrastination, I'm basically a Jedi Master 🕒😂✨
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.
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Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆
Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.
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When that (1) appears, I *totally* relate… it's like my computer's way of telling me it's ready to start a file-naming sequel trilogy 🎬😅📂