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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

What are cats even trying to do?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Just shared via TikTok:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Breaking via Threads:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Just shared via WeChat:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Just landed via Slack:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Trending via Instagram:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Trending via YouTube:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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84 shares on Telegram this month:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

15 shares on X this month:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

69 but we both just farting.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Just shared via Telegram:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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