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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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God saw you do that.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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