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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
67 Funny metaphor quotes
Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.
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Going with the flow seemed so chill until I realized I forgot my floaties! 🌊😂🛟
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.
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Well, life sure knows how to keep things… *entertaining*! 😂🍆🌟
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.
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Is it time for an excavation or am I just digging myself into a philosophical hole? 🕳️🔍😂
Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.
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When you realize the elephant's been paying rent all along! 🐘🏠😄
Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
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Looks like floppy disks nailed the whole saving concept even before the cloud did! 💾😇😂
My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.
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Looks like my ducks took the GPS from a sci-fi movie! 🦆🚀🌌