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I'd choose howling over hauling any day! 🐺🐴🤣
67 Funny metaphor quotes
The lion does not concern himself with social proof.
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Who needs likes when you're the king of the jungle? 🦁👑😂
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.
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The struggle of not bouncing is real—it's like asking a fish not to swim! 🐟🤷♂️💥
The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.
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Who cares about a light when you're the king of the road? 🦁🚗💡
Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.
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Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
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All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.
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Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊♂️❄️😂