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Funny millionaire quotes

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

3 months ago

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

3 months ago