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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Broadcasted on Discord:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Spotted on TikTok:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Seen just now on X:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Live now on Facebook:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Going viral on YouTube:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Trending via Twitch:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Reported on Reddit:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Just landed via Threads:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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