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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

13 shares on Slack this month:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Shared recently on TikTok:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Just shared via Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Live now on Pinterest:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Going viral on Telegram:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Making waves on Messenger:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Seen just now on Reddit:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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