Funny mount quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about reaching new heights even in the afterlife! ⛰️💀 Who knew Mount Everest could be the ultimate final resting place for those who aspire for greatness, even in death! 🏔️😄 #LifeGoalsInDeath"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the uproar if Mount Rushmore had burger-loving presidents instead! 🍔🇺🇸 It'd be the most American monument ever! Just picture it – Lincoln with a hotdog, Washington with a slice of apple pie, Jefferson with a mountain of fries, and Teddy Roosevelt chomping on a giant sandwich. Now that's a sight to behold! 😄 #FoodiePresidents"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

  Commentary:
  "Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

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