Funny mount quotes

• When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

  ---

  1 month ago

  achievement, adventure, ambition, death, die, everest, humor, i, irony, looks, me, mount, Mount Everest, something, throw, trying

• Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

  ---

  1 month ago

  American, eating, food, humor, iconic, monument, mount, Mount Rushmore, national, national monument, presidents, rushmore, satire

• Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

  ---

  1 month ago

  activity, adventure, boring, climbing, cold, death, dumb, everest, fun, fun activity, just, looks, mount, Mount Everest, opinion, personal, personal opinion, risk, super, thanks, uphill, walk

• If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

  ---

  1 month ago

  chores, climbing, everest, family, humor, i, laundry, mount, Mount Everest, perspective, pile, top, weekly

All funny mount quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌