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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Making waves on Pinterest:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Funny music video quotes bring all the laughs and good vibes 🎶😂 From epic dance fails to unexpected moments, these hilarious lines keep the groove going long after the song ends 🎤🤣 Whether you’re jamming solo or with friends, get ready to smile and rewind those unforgettable scenes on repeat 🔄😜 Let the fun begin—because every music video deserves a little extra LOL! 🎉🎧

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Share →: Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿
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Share →: I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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When I say "music," kids say "streaming?" 👨‍🎤📼😆

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Trending via X:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Making waves on Messenger:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Making waves on Instagram:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Trending via Pinterest:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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