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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Just landed via Slack:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Just landed via WeChat:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Trending via Snapchat:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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