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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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50 shades of single.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Spotted on Pinterest:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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51 shares on Reddit this month:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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The world started without permission again.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Just landed via Facebook:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Trending via Telegram:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Just landed via TikTok:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Spotted on WeChat:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Breaking via Twitch:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Live now on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Live now on WeChat:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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