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Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Going viral on YouTube:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Making waves on Messenger:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Going bananas on Facebook:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Spotted on Instagram:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Breaking via X:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Just landed via Reddit:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

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46 shares on Twitch this month:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

79 shares on X this month:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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I need a break from me.

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I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Going viral on Twitch:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Going viral on Threads:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Just landed via YouTube:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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