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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Share →: Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻
6 months ago
Share →: Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Haha! 🤔 "May contain nudity" – thanks for the heads-up, rating board, because I was totally prepared to watch a movie and play detective on the whole naked/not naked situation. 😂 Like, is this a surprise strip show or what? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Just another day in the confusing world of movie ratings! 🎥🍿 #NakedIsJustANormalTuesday
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Share →: I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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"Oh, the scandalous lack of scandal on Netflix! 🙈 It's like paying for an all-you-can-eat buffet and only getting a breadstick 🥖. But hey, at least we can all enjoy those riveting documentaries about paint drying 🎨, right? 😂 #BringBackTheNudity"

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Just landed via Instagram:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Live now on Pinterest:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Going viral on Slack:

I was dropped as an adult.

Breaking via Messenger:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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