Funny optimist quotes

• While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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• The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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• I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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  5 days ago

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• Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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• A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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