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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Just landed via X:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Going viral on Reddit:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Seen just now on X:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Reported on Snapchat:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Seen just now on Messenger:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Reported on Facebook:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Live now on TikTok:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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