Funny patrol quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

  Commentary:
  "Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

  Commentary:
  "Life is shorter than a kid's attention span… unless you're listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities"

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