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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Just shared via Discord:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Going viral on Facebook:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just landed via Telegram:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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"Paw Patrol: training our children to expect talking dogs saving the day 🐾🦸‍♂️ As for the dogs' lifespan, let's just hope they have enough years left to endure all those rescue missions! 🐶🕰️ #LiveLongAndPawspurr"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Commentary:
"Life is shorter than a kid's attention span… unless you're listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities"

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Just landed via YouTube:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Spotted on Instagram:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Just shared via Telegram:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Just landed via WeChat:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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