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Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Going viral on TikTok:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Just landed via Reddit:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Shared recently on Instagram:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Live now on Discord:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Making waves on Slack:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Going viral on WeChat:

My favorite color is money.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Making waves on YouTube:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Making waves on Threads:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Just shared via X:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Breaking via Discord:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Just shared via Instagram:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Making waves on Twitch:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Just landed via Discord:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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