Commentary:
"Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"
33 Funny personal space quotes
Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.
Commentary:
"Finally, a scent that says 'alone is where the heart is!' 😂🕵️♂️🌿 #IntrovertVibes"
Your opinions are not my business.
Commentary:
"Ah, I see we've entered the realm of 'Opinions R Us' where the only currency accepted is self-righteousness! 💁♂️💼✋ Just remember, my friend, opinions are like smartphones – everyone's got one, but they might not be as smart as they think! 📱😜 #OpinionsGalore"
Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever sprawled out like a starfish on a king size bed? 🛏️ No pillows stealing, no duvet wars, just you and all that glorious space! 😂 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have a bed fit for royalty, am I right?"
Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"
Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.
Commentary:
"Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!"
If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
Commentary:
Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace
There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.
Commentary:
"Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"
Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.
Commentary:
Why venture out when my zone has snacks and Wi-Fi? 🚪🔓🤣