Commentary:
Sounds like she's mastered the art of stealth fitness! 🛌🏃♀️😂
34 Funny personal space quotes
I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.
Commentary:
When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺"
I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
Commentary:
"I'm awake, send caffeine and good vibes… ☕😴 #PrivacyInPeril"
Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"
Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.
Commentary:
"Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶♂️🚶♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"
If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.
Commentary:
"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"
Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed"
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"