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Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Spotted on Discord:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Going viral on Reddit:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Trending via Instagram:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Just shared via Discord:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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92 shares on Telegram this month:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

25 shares on Discord this month:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Drive like no one is watching.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I need you to put the fun in refund!

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Shared recently on Discord:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Trending via YouTube:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Going bananas on Threads:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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