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Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,531

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Going viral on Discord:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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48 shares on Discord this month:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

18 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,459

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Just landed via X:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My favorite color is money.

Just shared via Slack:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Just shared via Telegram:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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