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Funny polite quotes

Funny polite quotes bring a cheeky twist to manners and kindness πŸ˜„βœ¨ Perfect for brightening your day or lightening up a conversation, these witty sayings blend humor with charm πŸŽ‰πŸ’¬ Whether you want to be clever without being rude or just love a good laugh with a sprinkle of etiquette, these gems will keep you smiling and polite at the same time πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

β€œDon’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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