Funny polite quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

  Commentary:
  "Here's a novel idea: 'May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!' 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

  Commentary:
  When someone says "Don't let me keep you!" what they actually mean is "Please exit the premises immediately, I beg of you! 🚪💨" Just remember, polite language can sometimes hide savage intentions! 😂 #ReadingBetweenTheLines

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of neighborly interactions! 🤧🗣️ "Bless you" is so overrated, right? Keeping it real with a well-timed "Disgusting!" is the new polite norm. Who needs quiet balconies when you've got sneeze shoutouts instead? 🤣 #NeighborlyEtiquette

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