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Funny polite quotes

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

5 days ago

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

3 months ago

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

3 months ago

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

3 months ago