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Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Going viral on WeChat:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Live now on Facebook:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Seen just now on Discord:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Going bananas on Slack:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Live now on YouTube:

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Breaking via Twitch:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Breaking via YouTube:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Facebook:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Just shared via TikTok:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Going viral on Threads:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Trending via Discord:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Just landed via Reddit:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

Trending via Reddit:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

Breaking via Instagram:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Trending via YouTube:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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