Funny psychopath quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

  Commentary:
  "Why take the high road when you can ride shotgun with the psychopath? 🤪🛣️ Sometimes the journey is more exciting when you embrace the chaos! 😈🚗"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'psychopath' accusation – but hey, at least I've got direction in life! 🚶‍♂️ Meanwhile, someone needs a GPS to find their way out of chaos! 🗺️😂 #SortYourLifeOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but watch out for those unexpected plot twists… like accidentally choosing the psychopath route! 🚶‍♂️🤪 #WrongTurn"

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