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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Spotted on Reddit:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Spotted on TikTok:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Going bananas on Twitch:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Trending via Messenger:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Making waves on Discord:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Seen just now on X:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Trending via Instagram:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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