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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Just landed via TikTok:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Just landed via YouTube:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Seen just now on X:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Spotted on Discord:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Freshly posted on X:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Shared recently on Threads:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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47 shares on TikTok this month:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

16 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my bed more than I like most people.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Just shared via YouTube:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Spotted on Telegram:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Just shared via YouTube:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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