Funny relative quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It's like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂

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