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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Trending via Pinterest:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Breaking via Threads:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Trending via Telegram:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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Live now on Slack:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Going bananas on Threads:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Trending via Facebook:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Making waves on Facebook:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Broadcasted on X:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Live now on Facebook:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Breaking via TikTok:

Windmill? Big fan.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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