Funny roof quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road."

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