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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Earth is hard.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Going viral on Reddit:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Breaking via Twitch:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Trending via Telegram:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Seen just now on Discord:

January: the Monday of months.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Seen just now on Instagram:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Seen just now on Slack:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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22 shares on Facebook this month:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

32 shares on X this month:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

44 shares on Threads this month:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

75 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

17 shares on Threads this month:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Trending via Slack:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Just shared via Discord:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Just shared via Messenger:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Going bananas on Threads:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

Just landed via Slack:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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