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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Reported on Instagram:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Making waves on YouTube:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Reported on Snapchat:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Spotted on Slack:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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4 months ago
Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."
6 months ago
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Going viral on TikTok:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Spotted on YouTube:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Seen just now on Threads:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Freshly posted on X:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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