Funny rubber quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

  Commentary:
  "Want to make your doctor break out in a cold sweat? Put on rubber gloves the next time you're at your checkup 🧤😂 Just imagine the look on their face as they try to figure out if it's a secret signal for an impromptu surgical procedure!"

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