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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Live now on Reddit:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Breaking via WeChat:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Going bananas on Twitch:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Spotted on Telegram:

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Just landed via Twitch:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

Broadcasted on X:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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36 shares on Reddit this month:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss you (the money I spent).

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

78 shares on Discord this month:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we skip to the rich part?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My brain has too many tabs open.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,834

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Trending via Facebook:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Going viral on Discord:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Just shared via Discord:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Breaking via Facebook:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Just shared via WeChat:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Live now on Reddit:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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