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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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Itโ€™s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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