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Funny self-description quotes

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Curly fries are my favorite as they're salty and spiraling, like me.

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025