I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a lighthearted response for you: 👶 "I like to think of myself as a 'long child' – adulting with a side of silliness and a dash of playfulness! Who says growing up has to be boring?" 😄🍼

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Commentary:
"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷‍♂️"

Curly fries are my favorite as they're salty and spiraling, like me.

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Commentary:
"Curly fries and I: a salty, spiraling love affair 🌀🍟 Who knew a side dish could capture the essence of my dramatic life so perfectly? 😂 #CurlyFriesGoals"

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Commentary:
"Ah, a woman after my own heart, embracing both her she/her pronouns and her 'problematic/overwhelmed' adjectives with flair! 🌸😂 Who says you can't be fabulous and frazzled at the same time? 🎉💁‍♀️ #OwnIt"

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Commentary:
"Who needs boring when you can be mentally spicy! 🌶️🧠 Stay flavorful, my friends! 😜"