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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

Just landed via Messenger:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Just landed via TikTok:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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