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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going viral on Slack:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Making waves on Messenger:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Spotted on Threads:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

26 shares on X this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

35 shares on Threads this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Going bananas on Facebook:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Just shared via YouTube:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Just landed via Telegram:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Just shared via Twitch:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Trending via TikTok:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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