Funny shave quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

  Commentary:
  "Valentine's Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there's still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! 😂💘 #LastMinuteLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

  Commentary:
  "Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow 🏃‍♀️💨✨ #LegDayDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"

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