Funny shave quotes

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago