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"Yeah, it's short for 'Fabulous and Terrific'! 😄🍩👍"
62 Funny short quotes
Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.
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Time to take online drama to the real-life octagon! 🥊😂📲
Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.
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Buckle up, we're taking the scenic route through Storyville! 🚗📜🤣
Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.
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Spill the tea and let your inner detective shine! 🕵️♀️☕️😆
I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.
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Sounds like the only plot twist is when I actually finish one! 📋😂✍️
The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.
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Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.
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That’s one way to make sure you’re always in control of the remote! 🎬✂️😄
Life is too short, and death is too long.
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Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! 🍕⏱️👻
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
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"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"