Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

Updated

37 minutes ago

Users Online

3,418

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Reported on Messenger:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Spotted on Slack:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Reported on Instagram:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Making waves on Twitch:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Reported on Pinterest:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Shared recently on Discord:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Spotted on YouTube:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

Home » Funny Side Eye Quotes

Funny side eye quotes

New funny side eye quotes 👇

For even more funny side eye quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny side eye quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

769 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,931

Funny Quotes Topics

13,902

Funny Quotes Images

10,931

Updated

37 minutes ago

Users Online

3,424

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Making waves on TikTok:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Just landed via Snapchat:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Going viral on X:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Going viral on Messenger:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴