16 Funny skin quotes

• I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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  2 months ago

  advisory, common, common sense, heat, heat advisory, humor, i, know, need, outside, phone, sarcasm, sense, skin, summer, warning

• I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, bad, bad behavior, behavior, color, equality, humor, i, judge, judgment, me, need, orientation, people, religion, sarcasm, sexual, sexual orientation, skin, skin color

• My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, doing, dry, humor, joke, PowerPoint, presentation, skin

• My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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  2 months ago

  brain, fat, hair, life, skin

• Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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  5 months ago

  freckle, humor, letting, outdoor, skin, summer, sun, sunbathing, today

• I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

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  5 months ago

  admire, awkward, awkward tan line, forever, heal, healing, humor, i, line, lines, patience, skin, summer, tan, tan line, time, wound, wounds

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