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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Spotted on Telegram:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Freshly posted on X:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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