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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌
58 Funny sleeping quotes
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.
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Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂
“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.
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When being a sleepyhead becomes a talent competition, and I'm going for gold! 💤😴🥇
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.
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Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘♂️
The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.
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"When you're single, you become a professional bed explorer—navigating from the 'Great Left Hills' to the 'Middle Valley' and ending at the 'Right Coast' every night! 😂🛏️🌍"
I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.
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"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"
Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
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When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂