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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Spotted on Discord:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Breaking via YouTube:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Spotted on Slack:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Going viral on TikTok:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Seen just now on WeChat:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Shared recently on Discord:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Spotted on Messenger:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Going viral on WeChat:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Breaking via Slack:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Reported on Slack:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Seen just now on Discord:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Just landed via X:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Trending via YouTube:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Seen just now on YouTube:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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