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Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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17,766

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Seen just now on Threads:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Just landed via YouTube:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Trending via Slack:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Spotted on TikTok:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Just landed via X:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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19 shares on YouTube this month:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

35 shares on X this month:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

Icarus loved hot wings.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

67 shares on Slack this month:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

All roads lead to disappointment.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WeChat:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Making waves on Telegram:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Spotted on WeChat:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Making waves on X:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Trending via WeChat:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Spotted on Threads:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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