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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Trending via Pinterest:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Trending via Reddit:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Seen just now on Discord:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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