Funny smoker quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

  Commentary:
  "When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why smokers get extra breaks – it's like time-off compensation! ⏳🚬 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the… smoke break? 😂 #WorkPerks"

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