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Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Shared recently on Discord:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Shared recently on X:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Going viral on Instagram:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Just shared via Messenger:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Trending via Snapchat:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Going viral on X:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

29 shares on Discord this month:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Trending via Messenger:

If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Going bananas on YouTube:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Trending via Twitch:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Trending via TikTok:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Trending via Instagram:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Just shared via Instagram:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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