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Funny speed date quotes

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

3 months ago

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

3 months ago