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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Going viral on Instagram:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Making waves on Facebook:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Going viral on WeChat:

Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Going viral on Pinterest:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Breaking via Telegram:

People who pee in the shower, have you thought about peeing before you get in the shower?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Going viral on Telegram:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Trending via Messenger:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Making waves on Facebook:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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