Funny spoken quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

  Commentary:
  "When you're like a grumpy ninja in the morning, stealthily navigating through the day without anyone even realizing it 😤🤫 #MorningNinja 🌅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

  Commentary:
  When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! 👻💨 It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. 😂 #GhostModeActivated

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