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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.
3 months ago
They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.
3 months ago
If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.
3 months ago