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Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,687

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Just shared via Pinterest:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Making waves on TikTok:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Broadcasted on X:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Just shared via WeChat:

Drilling for oil is well boring.

Trending via Instagram:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Spotted on Reddit:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Shared recently on X:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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78 shares on Facebook this month:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

78 shares on X this month:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,479

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Going bananas on Slack:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Going viral on Slack:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Going viral on Reddit:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Going bananas on Threads:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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