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Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Shared recently on X:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Trending via WeChat:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Breaking via Twitch:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Making waves on Facebook:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Going viral on X:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Just landed via Instagram:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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73 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

10 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

99 shares on X this month:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

58 shares on Discord this month:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Going viral on Facebook:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Broadcasted on Threads:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Spotted on Telegram:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Live now on Messenger:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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