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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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