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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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15,510

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Jan 7, 2026

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Seen just now on Discord:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Spotted on Messenger:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Just shared via WeChat:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Shared recently on YouTube:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Seen just now on Facebook:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Trending via WeChat:

Never trust a wet fart.

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90 shares on WeChat this month:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

21 shares on X this month:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

82 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Making art is making love to the world.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Just landed via WeChat:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Trending via Discord:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

Just shared via TikTok:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

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