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Looks like my computer is the only thing getting its steps in today! 🖥️🤸♂️🛋️
658 Funny technology quotes
IP address? You mean the bathroom?
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When the tech support says "IP conflict," and you're just trying to avoid a bathroom queue! 🚽😂
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
Last night’s dream could have been an email.
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That dream was on airplane mode while my brain asked for a Wi-Fi password 😂✈️📧
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”
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If my spirit animal was Wi-Fi, I'd be unstoppable! 📱😂
Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.
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Trying to convince myself that browsing the web on my laptop builds character, but scrolling through memes on my phone is practically a criminal offense 😂💻📱
Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?
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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.
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When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas 🍕📱😅